Remington Schnauzer is quite the character. You have to be in order to maintain your own Facebook profile (without thumbs I might add), which is approaching 5,000 friends. In fact, Remington recently decided to coin the phrase “To Schnauze” – which will officially be known as displaying quirky traits in the dominant land of Schnauzerdom. He may use the word in a variety of forms including to Schnauze, Schnauzing, Schnauze-scaping and Schnauzer-fied. For those that have Schnauzers, you should definitely get a chuckle at Remington’s various Schnauzing activities and probably have your own Schnauzerisms to add. (Feel free to comment with them!) Everything you read will not be fiction – these will be the true tales from one wise, beady-eyed, bushy-browed, furry boy who always has more than a mouthful to say. Keep checking back for the latest Schnauzerisms!